Last to leave the party

She knew it was too late when She locked the front and couldn’t get back in. She knew it was too late when She called her spouse and he wasn’t answerin’ She knew it was too late then. She knew it was a hopeless cause When she tried to call her boss She knew it…

She’ll look down as she’s looking up

I don’t have a step child, but if I did I imagine the conversation would go something like this: “Hi, kid. I’m not your biological parent.” “That much is obvious. By the way, your Alexandrine is awkward and the syllables don’t quite line up.” I look down at my boyfriend’s baby. She probably is going…