Beautifuland

Money lost is never money made.   Someone in Beautifuland was about to die. Breedj, a crystalline creature made of hexagons and pink diamond shapes, exhaled a sad, clattering sound and rested her pentagonal face in her diamond-tipped appendages. “Fhodrae means three or more of us. That word will soon have no application. Look at…

Alllllllllllll aboard…

the struggle bus. This song was written for a friend of mine who uses this phrase as frequently as the struggle bus itself stops. We’re both waiting to get off the struggle bus, in fact. Right now she’s sick at home, and we have a charity show to do tonight. Bleh. The struggle bus continues….

Aunt Karen is Weird

It’s always Sweater Day somewhere…   “Why are you wearing a sweater? It’s downright warm in here.” “I’m participating in National Sweater Day.” Aunt Karen’d really gone for it, too. She rocked back and forth in her threadbare lazyboy— relic of the eighties— proudly swamped in a triple XL, maroon, blue and green knit sweater…

I can’t sleep either…

though it’s more a case of a spouse with the sniffles than being suffocated. Found this one in the New York Digital Collections and thought you might like it.