Welcome to a (hopefully) weekly soundbite program voiced by someone I threw in my trunk while doing donuts at the Carrollton exit on I-71.

That’s how much I wanted to go to Cincinnati.

This soundbite program is extremely finite in character. It is inspired and antagonized by The Only Band That Has Ever Existed.

If you don’t know who that is, you should probably start here and come back in six months or so when you, too, have given into the ever ringing bells.

Back So Soon?

Most didn’t return. Afraid, probably, or addicted.

Either one begins with A.

You’ll be able to find all back episodes on a submenu of the nailpost.

Episode 1

The Catastrophe:

Youtube that shit

Episode 1 featured photo from Ski Magazine, found here.